My nemesis made a survey for his lovely little girlfriend, so i decided to steal it, and fill it out myself, enjoy


#1. If somebody could make a mode of transportation look like a shooting star, what kind of mode of transportation would you want it to be?

I'd want a rocket-thrusted motorcycle!

#2. Why is grandmother's house always over the meadow and through the woods?

Because you are a bad person, that's why

#3. Why does the backstab command give you a 3x damage multiplier?

Because it's three times the fun, for the price of one!

#4. Is free love too tame for him?

It depends if you can understand, understand the concept, the concept of love! love, love, love! (stupid, stupid song!)

#5. Who is the king?

This dude you had to race against in crono trigger, and it had these wicked mode seven graphics

#6. When is it time to make the doughnuts?

When you've pulled out your energy sword, naturally

#7. What does have an abundance of?

Horse manure!

#8. What does have an abundance of?

sexyness! (call me!)

#9. If you were a pokemon, what would your pokemon power be?

Own tempo, 'cause nobody is gonna confuse the mighty punch!

#10. Why did Casey strike out?

He tried to go for home before the third date, natch

#11. Who will win the clash? The unearthly green flame, or the bitter striking fist of antagonism?

The unearthly green flame? What a pansy! He's totally no match for m--Err, I mean, the bitter striking fist of antagonism!

#12. What instrument should Kermit the Frog play?

The one that causes wasabi-kick to get beaten severly

#13. Who is the #1 super guy?

stanley, the mild-mannered janitor? (could be!)

#14. Do you like bear claws?

Can't you choose a better desert item?

#15. Who is driving car?

Oh my god, bear is driving car, how can that be??


CAR FULL OF MIDGETS!!

#16. Is it wrong to spam an ex with floods of non-sensical texts, if they are harassing your friends?

feel free to harass wasabi-kick once you dump him for me

#17. Do you feel like we do?

with my hands?

#18. What is the funniest thing you've seen in the last few weeks?

An old man fashioning a kayak out of a log?

#19. What is the missing number?
It messes up your pokemans

#20. Who wears short shorts?

Lame creepy japonese kids like wasabi-kick

#21. Does anyone you know "do the dew"?

I sure as heck do